today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area



